Before you read...
ThAnKs FoR sToPpInG bY~!~Income Taxes
~The Death of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and J.P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson
~Luna 9 Voyage
~Fall of Shays' Rebellion
~Wake Forest University
~15th Amendment
~ Ronald Ryan's Death
~ Frank Serpico's Not-Death
...Oh! And me.
...DAMMIT MY SUBSCRIPTION'S UP TODAY! D: